Just another Saturday night out.
Sunday, 12 October 2008
100 things to do in London on a Saturday night.
Go to the theatre. Go to The Walkabout. Decide not to go into The Walkabout because it's too crowded. Catch the last Tube home. Reach Kennington. Wait for ages at Kennington for a train. Get told that there are no more southbound trains because of signal failure. Try to get a bus. Watch 25 police arrest a suspected gunman across the road from the bus stop. Watch police pin down the gunman on the pavement. Watch a policeman put his knee on the gunman's head. Watch onlookers try to pull the police off the gunman. Notice how the onlookers are trying their best to start an incident. Notice how restrained the police are. Notice how nervous the police are. Try to get a taxi. Realise that taxis don't come into this area. Force yourself onto an already overcrowded nightbus. Acknowledge the drivers' pragmatism in not checking tickets. Watch drunk people stumbling in front of the moving bus. Notice the driver's skill in avoiding them. Watch a man doing press-ups out of his living room window. Watch a woman vomiting over a car bonnet. Get off the bus. Go into the 24 hour Tesco. Buy pork pies, chocolate and pickle. Get home. Eat pork pies. Eat chocolate. Eat pickle. Go to sleep.